croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
giraffescanflytoo: kurdtkocaine: so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know…… Do you live in a Sims game
askingalexandergaskarth: I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007
If it would destroy [a 12-year-old boy] to be called a girl, what are we then...– Tony Porter (via whitecolonialism) how many times have I told this to people. how many times did they not understand the weight of this. (via der-kapitaen)
notangstinspaceanymore: twoshotsofhappyoneshotofsad: librariansoul: liquidiousfleshbag: WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC WHY Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic. #their url is even librarian soul its really hermione
urbancatfitters: i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
trillow: the wheels on the bus go fuck yourself
When I become a parent, my advice will go like...
laugh-addict: “He broke my heart”: “I got an F”: “I had a fight with my best friend”: “I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start”:
mollysweasleys: ambiants: ambiants: what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird or ernest hemingway
lesmiserablespenguins: frazerhines: i don’t want to spoil anything but harry is a wizard DAMMIT! I DIDN’T GET THERE YET!!
moustacherlock: dick-of-darkness: dumbpointyanimeshades: whys tumblr always so dead on sundays no post on sundays
gameandwatch: i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
tiger-lilies-and-tortelini: *clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*
newpope: esexist: i really need a job [alicia keys voice] THIS GIRL IS FOR HIIIIREEEEEEEEE
hannahbeezy: If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
fffcuk: never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself
zooeyclairedeschanel: why go out and be a third wheel when u can stay home and be a unicycle
I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on...
cathloic: i’d be such a good mermaid hell i can sit on a rock all day flipping my hair and looking pretty
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets are like my family.
nevvzealand: you were born naked????? wow slut
merlin-willcome-withme: theoreticalvegetarian: A character can be a bad person without being a bad character.
sketchlynx: “Oh no, it’s the radical feminists!” Suddenly, upon the horizon, a ragtag crowd of empowered women ride in on skateboards, bmx bikes, and razor scooters! They aren’t even wearing helmets! They just drink their respective energy drinks and do sick kick flips and pop wheelies left and right. One of them punches the air and hollers “RADICAL!!!!” and just like that they are gone. They...
btw asoiaf in one quote
“Some continued upward, and died. Some went downward, and died. Some stayed where they were. They died as well.”
itseasytoremember: meu-mix: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
bachik: i’m really good at arguing until i start crying
animandaxd: ask-0ncie: danglingthpider: boredsociopath: On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment everybody reblog this
lolsofunny: homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
bonerdrag: the selfie of dorian gray
ethancraftmacaroniandcheese: theyellowbrickroad: you could probably read rap lyrics as bedtime stories and nobody would really know the difference [mom voice] To the window, to the wall…to the sweat drip down my balls. Now all these bitches crawl now allll these bitches crawl. Goodnight, dear.
lolsofunny: katzmatt: fujikos: I thought this was funny as it was but then i reversed it its like AAAH THE LIGHT I CANT DEAL LOL NOPE JUST KIDDING lol